Health Freaks
"I drink 2 litres of water a day" Wow. I bet you piss as much too. Why do we need to drink so much water? If our bodies are 70% water then just pass me another fucking beer, why would I want to drink something that tastes like poor man's piss?
"Me and margaret walk 5 miles a day and take a swim" Yippee-fucking-yay asshole. The only reason i've ever been to a gym is to steal towels. I stay a good-enough-size-12 by having sex as much as possible, and if I didn't have Greg for that i'd be fat. Why waste your life counting calories and avoiding carbs? You're still going to die, I would rather spend my life being happy and having fun than wasting it just to live an extra 10 years, who wants to be in a nursing home anyway?
I mean, me and Greg made compromises when we moved in together. I quit smoking so we both didn't have cancer in 2 years when we turn 20. And he stopped eating liquorice which is a hazard to his fucking health because I have no qualms about punching him in the face if he comes near me with the stuff. But really thats as far as I go with staying healthy, I enjoy booze, I enjoy sitting around on my days off college watching dvd's in my pyjamas. I won't sacrifice my life just to prolong it.

Edit: Wow, I really seem to have offended people, maybe they should get back to their very important butt-clenching and power-walking rather than sit at the computer reading shit. I would like to say though, I understand that we have to take care of ourselves and I eat fruit and veg and exercise and other such shite. What pisses me off is people who take it to far, getting up at 5 in the morning to drink liquified celery and run 10 miles a day. The types who go to the pub and ask for mineral water and turn their noses up at you for buying white bread instead of granary-sticks-fucking-seeds-in-your-gums bread. So please stop acting like i'm anally raping kittens and calm the fuck down.
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:29, 9 replies)

You'll grow up...
...one day.
(Horns, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:48, closed)

I really truly hope so
and no one cares what your boyfriend's called, so Mr Nuttering is far more appropriate on this site.
(deadly_sinners, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:32, closed)

Don't get your panty's in a twist
Greg is just shorter to type than Mr.Nuttering
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:41, closed)

Oooh
give it another 15-20 years, when the mysterious aches and pains start, the inexplicable stiffness. then you'll be sorry (as I am discovering)
(kitescreech still here, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:02, closed)

Oh...
... and you're not 'staying fit' because of all the sex. You're just bloody 18, its hard not to be in good shape when you're all shiny and new.
(Horns, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:06, closed)

lol, but isn't it nicer to believe?
:)
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:42, closed)

haha
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS : When your metabolism stops shrugging off fat and drugs like bullets off kevlar (around about 26, I may add) you'll change from being a skinny layabout to a fat fucker - and guess what - if you'd actually paid attention, and respected your internal organ's wishes and kept them hydrated / oiled / well maintained, you'd be a lithe and fit 30 something - oh wait, no sorry, you're far too happy sitting on your arse doing nothing. Never mind.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:03, closed)

I think i'm falling in love
With you
(Wagane, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 12:55, closed)

"When you're younger...
...you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed.
Then you reach that age - 24, 25 - your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard."

Arnold Rimmer (deceased)
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:29, closed)