Anal sex (must've bindun)
Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of filthy sex as much as the next man, but I really don't get the obsession (amongst many straight men anyway) with trying to get it bumwise. Why would I want to get my cock covered in shit by forcing it into a dry place where it blatantly doesn't want to fit when there is a perfectly good and slippery orifice next door. I can understand the 'forbidden' aspect of it, but quite frankly the actual sodomy does nothing for me.

Dirty sex doesn't actually have to be dirty.

Mind you, if a lady *really* wants me to do her in the shitter, I'm more than happy to oblige. Buts it's for her, not me. I'm nice like that.
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:42, 10 replies)

Yeah
Not the hugest fan of brown love either. Why would I want to risk my banjo string pushing my old boy in the wrong hole?
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:09, closed)

Exactly...
...and I'ts not going anywhere near her mouth once it's been up there either. (Unless she's either disgustingly filthy or junior's been washed in bleach - neither of which turn me on)
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:32, closed)

Up the bum, no babies.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:22, closed)

Have you boys
not heard of lube? Or butter?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:38, closed)

Yep.
I fully understand the mechanics of bum sex including the need for lube, but it just doesn't turn me on...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:46, closed)

I beg to differ
I don't think you understand the mechanics if you think your penis is going to come out covered in gooey brown stuff. ;-)
Obviously I wouldn't go there if the receiving end has just had two Big Mac menus or something, but in normal circumstances that never happens. The first part of the sphincter is self-cleaning. (Sorry, English isn't my first language so maybe that's the wrong word...)

Of course you don't have to go there if you don't want to, just trying to clear up a common misconception!
(St. Dymphna, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 22:17, closed)

Best letter I saw on this...
...was in an inexplicably serious advice section of the "Sports Truth" a free newspaper you only find in old man's pubs that has tits in the centre section. One bloke complained about getting a piece of corn stuck in the eye of his cock that the doctor had to remove. The advice giver replied "wear a condom them you twit!"
(TimChuma, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:57, closed)

foreskin corn
ok folks move along, just an urban myth folks, move along please
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:18, closed)

I agree
I'm a girl and I have to say I enjoy it occasionally if I'm in the mood but I really don't understand why a guy would want to put his cock up there. And don't get me started on rim jobs.
(mmm....beer, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:23, closed)

Let me put my 2c to you THIS way.....
I sure as HELL wouldn't like to be locked up in The Scrubs or Winson Green with a guy who likes doin' women up the fudge tunnel. Sooner or later, the sicko's gonna reason that it's just an arse, it don't matter if it's male or female & try to lob his love-pump into it.

Never done it & never will. *Clickage*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:41, closed)