Fake Tan
now fair play if it does look like a tan and it is summer.

but being radioactive orange in the middle of fucking december and saying its all natural is just bollocks.

i fail to understand how men are attracted to something bright orange and caked in slap.
i also think bleach blonde hair makes this look a hell of a lot worse.
(stitched, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 13:19, 5 replies)

Fake tan
There's a mum drops off a girl at my son's school and I swear to God she uses Cuprinol.
Mind you it makes her yella teeth look a little bit whiter. Well not so much whiter but a paler shade on the colour chart.
( Sallyrsm, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 13:33, closed)

Ah, I see you've met SickRik then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 18 Oct 2009, 13:36, closed)

I'd guess men are attracted
because it says "Look at me, I'm easy". And those guys like sex without hving to work for it.

Personally, I'm not a fan of the orange look. Though a good, even tan (fake or real) can look really nice.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 15:49, closed)

Sometimes a gentleman
Enjoys a full meal, that has been lovingly created, sometimes you just need to fill a hole with a kebab after a session.

Guess which analogy fits here
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 16:30, closed)

This.
Bleached blonde = pornstar or chav. Dark hair is much more attractive.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 15:54, closed)