What is TEH attraction?

The occasional abbreviation is fine, they make sense and save time. LOL - I get it. BRB - I get that too.

But intentionally writing 'teh' instead of 'the' is pathetic in the extreme (there are 100's of other iterations on this theme...but one example will do for now).

Just because what you say online appears on a monitor rather than out of your mouth, there is no reason to behave like a sub-literate seven year old.

It isn't cool. You're not members of an elite club. Get over yourselves.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:33, 11 replies)

There are those that
actually say 'teh' when speaking. and 'meh'
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:39, closed)

People really do that?
They really say 'teh' in normal conversation?

'Meh' I can sort of understand. That is an expression and more to do with sound than vocab. But 'teh'? Fuck...if someone said that to me in normal conversation...I'd...I'd...I'd beat them till their eyes bleed.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:05, closed)

I made the mistake of talking to someone
and they actually said this - I want to read my book and smoke a cigarette, but it is cold outside. Arrg.

Arrg!

The same person says 'Meep' when their attention is drawn to something.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:06, closed)

.
I type 'teh' loads but that's because I'm shite at typing. fo instead of 'of' is another one. Well annoying.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:08, closed)

If its a mistake, fine. But typing a typo on purpose? Moronic.

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:11, closed)

I have 'signature' typos
Typing 'form' instead of 'from' - occasionally 'teh' instead of 'the' - usually on MSN or such though - I mostly use spell check when posting on here...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:45, closed)

Most of the time
i type my name as Jmaes and put a 'a' in definitely. Does this mean the CIA can tell and track everything I've ever written for my spazzy typing foorprint?
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:55, closed)

Epic fail

(TheColonel, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:09, closed)

You mean you're not in teh elite club?
Sorry about that.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:31, closed)

yeah

you'd have to be a real cunt to amke a tyop
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 19:43, closed)

For the last time!
A typo is fine. It is normal. It happens all the time.

But there are some halfwits out there that purposely type 'teh' - cos they think they're cool and stuff.

I guess you're one of them. So we'll end 'teh' converstaion here
(as I probably won't have a clue what you're blithering on about).
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:53, closed)