McDonald's french fries
are fucking disgusting, yet the serving staff look at me like I'm a Daily Mail reader when I say No, I don't want fries with that.
( FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:12, 11 replies)

this is why you order a side burger
instead of fries
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:21, closed)

I'll have a Quarter Pounder with Cheese please
and a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on the side
( FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:43, closed)

not quite
Big Mac and one of those really cheap cheeseburgers.

if they are still really cheap. haven't had a mcdonald's in quite some time. might need to remind myself why at the weekend.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:49, closed)

Yes!
I like to order a Big Mac with a Big Mac on the side.

The first few mouth-fulls are bliss, although by the end I'm so sick of the disgusting fatty, salty Big Mac good/badness that it takes me another 6 months to go back...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:14, closed)

Vinegar
I heard that they don't supply you with vinegar because the fries would become soggy and return to their natural state - mushed up powdered potato.

Is this true?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:49, closed)

I heard
they pre-salt their chips to an intense degree (and omit the vinegar)so you drink more.

I also heard that the reason the burgers have gherkin/salad is because the sugar/fat content means they would officially qualify as sweet and not savoury food otherwise.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:27, closed)

Agreed.
Burger King's fries far outclass them in every department.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:47, closed)

I just don't like chips
apart from curly fries and fish and chip shop ones - those are good!
(deadly_sinners, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:53, closed)

^^What you said
at least the bit about CHIPS. They are CHIPS - not fucking french fucking fries. 'Merkin food is awful and they shouldn't be allowed to name things because of this.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:46, closed)

Of course you look like a Daily Mail reader
Whenever I've succumbed to the temptations of a MaccyD's breakfast, it's invariably copies of the Daily Mail in that funny rack for the punters to read
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:54, closed)

KFC fries
are much much worse.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:12, closed)