/rant mode engaged
x-factor and other such shite - if I want to hear badly done karaoke, I'll go to a karaoke bar. until then, I'll stick to listening to artists who a. have something to say and b. have the talent to back it up.

heat/now/ok/hello/whatever z-list celeb magazines - jesus wept. the only time I ever imagine wanting to read these turgid piles of shite is when they're covering Peaches bleeding Geldof, Cheryl 'Ronseal' Cole and that Jordan creature being ceremonially fed into a woodchipper. slowly. feet first.

Madonna - silly, vastly overrated up her own arse bint with a lack of talent as vast as her opinion of her own intelligence seems to be.

Alan Carr - look, I get it, you're gay. Now go away you tedious bastard.

Peter Kay - fat unfunny cunt.

eastenders - good lord, how depressing is this programme? I've seen episodes of 'Auschwitz: The Nazis And The Final Solution' that were more pleasant.

going out for the sole pleasure of getting ten pints down me and then kicking seven bells out of someone for wearing glasses/looking a bit 'weird'/looking at my bird (delete as applicable)

the twats on the london underground that dont seem to realise you have to let people get **off** the tube before they can get on. trying to walk through me will not work. and standing in front of me staring and gawping wont make me get out of your way either. the tube will not leave without you - things will go far easier all round if you just stand to one side and show a bit of patience. you utter, utter cunts.

/rant mode disengaged.

But I'm sure there would be more if I stopped to think about it.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:46, 5 replies)

Good lord
I was expecting myself to disagree with a ranting list like this.

Then I though "hang on, they're all spot on".

Am I becoming all bitter and twisted in my old age?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:33, closed)

I dont know about you
but I certainly am.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:31, closed)

...
I hate those tube door hoggers as well...seriously, why are they so impatient?

www.b3ta.com/questions/coldfish/post544700
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:52, closed)

You had me at...
Cheryl 'ronseal' Cole.
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:33, closed)

The fuckers trying to get on the buses here...
"the twats on the london underground that dont seem to realise you have to let people get **off** the tube before they can get on. trying to walk through me will not work. and standing in front of me staring and gawping wont make me get out of your way either. the tube will not leave without you - things will go far easier all round if you just stand to one side and show a bit of patience. you utter, utter cunts."

Bastard people and bastards!

It brings all my rage to the surface when these people try to get on when there's obviously a load of people wanting to get off.

Selfish cunts.

*and breathe*
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:42, closed)