CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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I had this greek bird onceat college, always wanting to know stuff, never shut up. Rich though, could have been the winner of last weeks QOTW. I took her to Aldi, she had NEVER been in one and shes laughing at all the crap rather loudly, getting some funny looks.
I told her to stop flashing cash, and pretend she was skint but she didnt really get me. On the way home she told me she fancied a shag, and got really turned on by the fact that I lived in this shithole of a flat - I think she liked a bit ofrough once in a while.
Anyway, we split up. We were poles apart, she thought that having no money was cool. But its not. Just ask people from Sheffield. They have no money and they're not cool.
(Incidentally, award to the most common shop in the world - Big W in Sheffield - the one near the M1. Oh. My.)
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:23,
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Was this your legendary girlfriend?Nice one Cocker.
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Damn youThat was my plan, too!
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Jarvis, is that you?You never called me back you bastard!
All you did was take MY money for your sodding rum and coke (that's not a man's drink, by the way!), then get me to beg my estranged father for more money to get you out of that pokey flat.
Bastard.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:48,
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