Women in their 50s in bars
acting like they did in the 1970s.

Especially the ones who dance until they're sweaty, then fling themselves at the bartender or the bouncer.

Most especially the one I saw after closing time a couple of years ago. She and her husband arrive at the Walgreen's drugstore and he goes in to get a pack of cigarettes. She declares she needs to pee, steps into the middle of a parking space, pulls down her black stockings (revealing a large elaborate tattoo from her right knee to her hip) and hikes up her leather miniskirt, then squats down so her growler is an inch off the pavement and lets loose with a flood.

And smiles at me.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:29, 4 replies)

thats grim
last line made me choke on my food.
(papa bouba slap your face, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:30, closed)

Hhmmmmm
you are giving FrankSpencer a run for his money on the erotica front, I now have wood. Thank you.
(Rsoles, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:51, closed)

It was far from erotic.
Granted, the woman in question had a slender body, but still- the sight of a woman in her 50s pissing on the pavement of a parking lot in the early hours after spending an evening out drinking was NOT something I would consider to be sexy.

Sadly I'm at work and can't look for it, but I've seen a .gif of a woman squatting down on a populated sidewalk and taking a piss for a porno shoot- she was fairly young and pretty, and had her top held so that her norks were out- and a guy in his 70s or so comes up behind her and punts her so she falls into the puddle.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:49, closed)

click
for growler
(puerile is really getting into seagulls lately., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:13, closed)