CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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This one is always a school classic"Sir, can I go to the toilet?"
"I don't know, CAN you?"
"...what?"
"It's MAY I go to the toilet!"
I always wondered whether I should have just done a big poo on the classroom floor. Maybe that'd stop them being facetious.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:10, 7 replies)
This happened to my oldest brother when he was at school a lot..he got fed up one day and when the teacher started the same old 'it's MAY I go...' he just stood up and pissed on the desk.
You get a clicky
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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13,
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you mean'Maybe that'd stop them being faece-tious'
/spangsself
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, closed)
Ha!Is that a poo pun or did I spell it wrong? I'm a bit foggy headed today
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:21, closed)
YES YES YES!I was hoping for just such a reply!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:57, closed)
"...what?"...It's 'PARDON' boy!
:)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24,
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Facetious teachers're wankersand they often treat adults acquaintances outside school to their shining wit.
Try making polite convo with a teacher you've just met:
You: I'm a brain surgeon/sewage operative, what do you do?
Teacher: I'm a teacher
You; Oh how nice, what do you teach?
Teacher: (big clever grin) Kids!
- to which the correct answer, I've found, is 'I asked you WHAT you teach, not WHOM you teach'.
Heh.
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A certain boy in my class in primary schoolwho shall not be named for the sake of sheer fecking embarrassment which this would cause if he were to read this.
Asked the teacher "Can I go to the loos please miss?"
To which the Teacher replied "No, theres 20 minutes to go until break time, you can go then!"
From the boys face we could all see that he was at bursting point.
Obviously not being able to wait, he stood up, whipped out his cock, and proceeded to fill up the bin with all of his finest willy-sprinkle.
Needless to say nobody spoke to him again after that.
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