CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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pyjamas.if i see you out in the street in the daytime, slathered in cheap make-up, dripping gold and WEARING FUCKING PYJAMAS, i will stab you in the eyeball.
wear some clothes, you pikey slut.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:27,
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Knives?How very common.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51,
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Smashmonkeywouldn't use a knife. She'd use your mum. Or a self diagnosed autistic spectrum disorder.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:08,
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i would usea sharpened spoon, preferably from Fortnum & Mason.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:14,
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i'm everyone's kind of lady.not that i'm common or anything.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:19,
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i'm always feeling hornyi won't even TRY to deny that!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:39,
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If I had a connector cableI'd post the picture of my friend Pete (who was on his way back from a fancy dress party) standing in the high street wearing a dressing gown, slippers, pajamas and carrying an umbrella, looking for all the world like Arthur Dent. At 9am in the morning. It was bloody hilarious at the time, especially the looks we got from the OAP's...
But he is from the Czech Republic, so he has an excuse.
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MatJ LOOK, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:11,
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