Aww, c'mon, al
you'll love it! I bet we can even find some goats!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:56, 1 reply)

I'll bet
you have some sort of law against that as well.

Pah, the states doesn't sound like much fun if you can't larcen freely in your mask whilst touching children inappropriately without being arrested.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:58, closed)

Oh, I dunno.
I've seen plenty of women trotting around with enough cosmetic surgery to make them look like the Joker, so I'd say they have a lifelong mask there. And they may well be touching children inappropriately- after all, it's the nanny who's supposed to touch them so Mommy doesn't mess up her hair or makeup or break a nail, so if they actually came into contact with the fruit of their loins, wouldn't that be inappropriate?

...okay, so maybe that's more southern California than here, but still...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:04, closed)

yeah, but
there's still the lack of larceny. I do love to larcen, and I don't know why the world can't just accept that as part of me without judging me and my larcenous ways.

I don't even know what larceny is, but I have an urge to try it.

Unless it's kiddy fiddling.

Or bumming.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:07, closed)

I think
it has something to do with drawing Far Side cartoons on the sides of buildings.

Either that or it's setting things on fire in a particularly Gallic way, perhaps while wearing a striped shirt and beret with a disdainful sniff at the baseness of it all. "Zut alors! I haff been reduced to l'arson for ze entertainment!"
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:13, closed)

a definite
MFOTFABL moment.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:17, closed)

I love those moments
best of all the acronym moments.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:27, closed)

I was thinking of
writing a song to go with that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:36, closed)

I can just see it now
Remember the chef in The Little Mermaid? Singing about "Le Poisson"? You could do it as "Le Arson"...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:50, closed)