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Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."

My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.

What stuff do you think is common?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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i could fill the entire board like this
carrying keys with excessive key fobs and widgets on them

wearing a shirt darker than your tie

women dancing in their bare feet

women walking home after a night at some cattlemarket in their bare feet

arguing in public

wearing a black tie to anything other than a funeral or formal occasion

pre-tied bow ties at black tie do's

put your fucking flabby midriff away woman

excessively styled hair

'popped' collars

"i aint done nuffink" and other such double negatives, split infinitives etc

car plates with an unusual font - zapf chancery all in caps - classy

getting married in a novelty setting or costume
(unless of course its a vegas elvis wedding chapel - but only if you are not american)

wearing tights with peep toe shoes

not being able to use chopsticks

... i really do have to stop
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:39, 5 replies)
That is a long list
but I agree with it all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:36, closed)
Can I add
excessive trollery?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:49, closed)
no fuck off
cuntbubblemumnosher
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:40, closed)
But what about the b3tan...
...that had the star wars themed wedding? I wouldn't class that as common at all. More to the tune of awesomeness.
(Stinky Wizzleteats Should probably be doing something more productive, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:46, closed)
Its drum and BASS
Learn to spell what you dislike. THAT is common.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:12, closed)
you are of course correct
in my defence i was in full frothing rant at the time - i shall amend immediately

merkins note the above spelling of defence

*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)
I am a Yankee, yeehaw
May I respectfully request to be excluded from 'all Americans'? I know how to use a knife and fork as well as eat food without waking the dead. Also, I have avoided The Fat, The Closet Racism, The White Socks and Cheerleading.

Please?
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:57, closed)

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