CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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"Pimping"As something desirable or worthwhile to do. As in 'Pimp My Ride'.
To be strictly accurate, 'pimping' your car would mean renting it out to strangers and breaking its headlights on a regular basis.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:10, 5 replies)
Very accurateand quite funny as well!
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:56,
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Breaking it's headlights on a regular basis!I can see it now:
"Yo ain't bin representin' have yo? Turn over them Jacksons(1) - don't yo make a fool out of me! [whack!] don't try and make a fool out of me! [whack!]. See bitch, that's what happens! [car alarm goes off] quit you're wailin else I smack some shush into your goddam' smartass mouth!"
Meanwhile, middle-class neighbour on the adjacent drive looks on nonplussed...
(1) $20 bills
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:01, closed)
Fo' sure, hun.Juss doan hurt me no more, kay?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:20,
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We could keep this up all night...Course I loves ya hun, but yous gots ta know who yous workin' for... Now, Who's yo daddy, hmmmm?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:32, closed)
you are daddy*whimpers*
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:44,
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