CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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By the rules of the school-yard he indirectly gave you a blow job.
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.Ooh good I can add that to my tally.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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not only that...as you were both pissing - a fine mist of vaporised urine would have risen up to your face (as it would be body temperature it would rise in the cooler surrounding air)
Some of this vapour would have been inhaled - which you would have been able to smell, along with any odours from his penis, for example, smegma of traces of semen - the olfactory receptor neurons located in the olfactory mucosa of the upper parts of the nasal cavity would have sorted this out for you.
Some of it would also have been swallowed.
So - you went into a public lavatory. Some guy spat on your cock, you sniffed his knobcheese then you pissed in each others faces - some of which you both swallowed.
just saying like.
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:03,
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eeewwwwww!(
flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:14,
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