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Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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46. Taking your shoes off when you go into a house. Buy a vacuum cleaner.
-What the fuck? No dirt where you live?
31. Saying “Gutted”.
-That's firemen screwed then.
12. Fish knives.
-what exactly is the problem with fish knives? They're not for little fish to go around stabbing each other, you know.
52. Vest tops.
Sometimes it gets hot, Captain Taliban. And exactly how much is 'too much leg'? Because I'm starting to think you might mean 'any leg'.
7. Eating in public.
- yes, how dare people masticate in front of each other, the dirty sods.
Seriously, you need... something. I'm not sure what it is. Try heroin.
( , Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, 2 replies)
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Fish knives and steak knives.
Surely it's "common" not to use them?
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he probably just shovels it all in with a fork and chews with his mouth open.
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Like a horse.
Which, interestingly enough is what most of those fuckers look like anyway.
I really try hard not to judge people, but he (I assume this is a "he") must be the most boring bastard in the world.
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of telling people off for wearing high heels, and advising court shoes instead.
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What court shoes are, but your train of logic seems impeccable.
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images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=court+shoe&gbv=2
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So, do we attempt to seduce him, just to give him a real-life punch in the face from all of b3ta, or is it not worth the effort?
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Smashing the System would be less fun than smashing his reproductive system with a brick.
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38. Saying naughty lady words c**t and t**t, I never use them, they are disgusting, the worst words and nobody has the right to use them EVER.
- You cunty twatface.
45. Swearing in every sentence. Swear words should only be used very occasionally e.g. when I stub a toe nothing helps as much as saying fuckity fuckity fuck fuck over and over again.
- See previous response.
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:-)
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Ooooh, ooh, I know. The Catholic Diocese between the years of 1904 and 1912.
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that's a bit of obscure b3ta slang there. It means moved foot on the floor a bit laughing.
It's an acceptable way of using lol without looking like a 14 year old.
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Dude!!!!!!!!!! OMG WTF
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