Common people
1. People who walk around the shops eating the products they're about to buy. You don't own it yet! Couldn't you wait to shovel it into your food hole, scumbag?

2. People who take mobile phone calls in libraries. There's a bloke doing this next to me right now. He's also using the word 'cushty' and 'bruv' a lot. He's just used the phrase 'bruvva from anotha muvva'. Yeh?

3. Jewellery, apart from a wedding band, on men. It looks gaudy and cheap.

4. Jewellery on children, especially pierced ears. That 18 month old had a choice, did it? It wanted someone to spear one of it's earlobes? Loving the clown necklace, also.

5. Smoking while you eat. I've seen a couple of people do this. Deeply unpleasant.
(teepee_uk sniggers whenever anyone uses the word 'period', Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:35, 3 replies)

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My sister used "sista frm anuvva mister" on msn a few weeks back.
I tried to verbally slap her, but all she says is "LOL wut?!".
Fkin idiot. I blame her mixing with west country chavs. Oh which she is one.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:19, closed)

Surely
Pirates wear jewelry, or is it that while it's gaudy and cheap no-one with any sense would dare pass comment?
(Benzyl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:35, closed)

Double standards
Funny, isn't it, that posh people would never have a sterile needle stuck through a child's ear, but are statistically far more likely to have their son's foreskins removed?
(ubergeekian, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, closed)