CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Common as....muckPeople who *smother* their food in ketchup and/or salad cream. Food is supposed to taste of something, not that horrid synthetic muck.
Oh and Kerry Katona.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:37, 5 replies)
Ketchup has its place though.I've been known to run out late on a Sunday and be reduced to rifling through all my coats for the sachets I invariably pocket in cafes against this very emergency.
When I find one I hold it aloft, joyously calling out 'Ya fuckin' dancer!'
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HeathenHow dare ye cast dispersions on the condiment favoured voted the 541st best invention ever (according to a channel 4 poll).
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It is, after allthe only thing that makes Swan palatable.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:39, closed)
SometimesKetchup is your friend. I had some minging burgers for lunch which tasted of exactly nothing. Which is wrong, and disturbing.
I wouldn't have even got them down if it wasn't for having ketchup handy.
How can burgers taste of nothing?!
The mind boggles.
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Fried egg sandwich,salad cream.
Chips, ketchup.
Thems the rules.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27,
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