Saturday night in Amble
Amble’s an… interesting place. I know a few people that live there, and they love it, coming from long lines of seafarers and fishermen.

But Saturday night in Amble… it’s a special occasion. The people of the town love their Saturday nights on the piss. The local chavs, in particular, like to make a special effort. Not for them trainers and tracksuits tucked into socks, oh no.

On Saturday nights, they wear proper shoes with their tracksuits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:24, 6 replies)

Ah Amble
There was a young couple in Alnmouth, just next to Amble and they were getting frisky in a car parked on the beach.

The girl, in a moment of passion cried to her boyfreind:

"Kiss me where it stinks!!" and opened her legs wide.




So he drove her to Amble.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:30, closed)

pffft
Frankie Boyle spoke highly the other night about Port Talbot (an ample candidate for Amble's twin town :p) saying that Port Talbot looks like a holding pen for guests on the Jeremy Kyle show.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:44, closed)

An oldie
but goodie
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:46, closed)

My touched (and adopted) home town
Although Amble is a lot less like the wild west these days, the chav scum really let us down - please note that this winter its Rockport shoes with trackie bottoms tucked into white sports socks. And as its cold a Helly Hansen jacket - the sort that if it looked at going to sea it would fall apart. The above is essential uniform for both lads and lasses when hanging around outside the Pizza shop (see also Co-Op Post Office, Caravan Site etc)
(i anglepoise, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:25, closed)

Now
that's classy.

We drove through Amble once. Very very fast, with all the doors locked.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:42, closed)

...
...how many hub caps did you have when you got home?
(i anglepoise, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:32, closed)