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Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."

My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.

What stuff do you think is common?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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the definition of common
itv has a show called loose women - common as muck..
(edwardinchains, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:19, 10 replies)
Oh God.
That show makes sick come out of my eyes.

I pop home every day from the office at lunch time and I always catch the first five minutes of it.

It's like an issue of Bella magazine come to life.
(brainwrong, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:15, closed)
I LOVE IT
It's like watching a cock fight, only without all the bloody chickens.

...and I'd rape Carol McGiffen's jowly face til my nob asplodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:19, closed)
Dear god
you make me so horny sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, closed)

horny sore in the anus

Good morning kind sir! How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:44, closed)
I'm fine
apart from my sore anus. Are you enjoying your new job?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:49, closed)
Actually
I am, rather. It won't be long before I'm running this place with my eyes closed, and then they'll all be sorry, oh yes they will.

...and how's Mrs al? She still got them lovely bah-hoobies?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58, closed)
Yes
her bah-hoobies are well and intact. I fell asleep holding them last night.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:10, closed)
Ahhh.....
that sounds so sweet!

I want Mrs Monkeysex's boobies now, why does cruel fate keep them so far away from me?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:13, closed)
Maybe crule fate
likes to fall asleep holding mrs monkeysex's bah-hoobies?

Or maybe he just spaffs on them.

edit - maybe cruel fate does that too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:15, closed)
Nah, she doesn't like that
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:03, closed)

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