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A mate and I once ordered an omelette each in a cafe in North London.

One omelette arrived, on one plate, with a bit of lettuce and half a tomato, so I we mentioned we'd ordered two omelettes.

'Terribly sorry - we'll just sort that out for you.'

He goes away, and two minutes later, two plates are brought over with half an omelette, a bit of lettuce, and a quarter of a tomato each.

We didn't go back again.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:27, 6 replies)

That'd be beakfast then!
We were driving to Brisbane, and after an un-go-o-clock start, we got to Coonabarabran at about 11 AM. Dad was by this stage hanging out for bacon and eggs for breakfast. The old biddy at the cafe wasn't having it though, the breakfast menu stopped at 10.30. Dad complained that he wanted &^%$# bacon and eggs and what was the problem in putting them on the same plate as the burgers.

Eventually mum noticed that they had bacon and egg rolls on the lunch menu. So she suggested dad get a bacon and egg roll, but leave the bread roll out of it. "No! You can't have that!" the old biddy decreed. Why? he asked. "Without the bread roll that'd be bacon and eggs and the breakfast menu is closed!"
(xixax, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:55, closed)

beautiful
Don't you just love old biddies?

We used to go most weekends to a place in UK called Studland. there was a shitty cafe on the beach, but it did a really good full English breakfast.

We were all queueing one day, as it got quite busy. Me and one of my friends ordered the breakfast. One of our other friends was a couple of places behind us. When he got to the counter, he asked for the same as us, and the woman said 'sorry, no breakfast after 10.30 . . .'. He was furious. He had to sit and eat a sandwich, watching both of us nosh on our bacon eggs, beans fried bread and tomaotes. He moaned about it all weekend.

Lovely!!
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:00, closed)

Annoys me too
If you've got stuff left from Breakfast, why not serve it?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:13, closed)

You should have done a Michael Douglas, in "Falling Down."
Pulled automatic weaponry, and threatened the counter monkeys.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:29, closed)

No, we handled it the English way
Muttered under our breath, told them the meal was lovely, and then never went back.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:36, closed)

Or re-enacted the Sunderland version.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:14, closed)