ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Nestle sell penis shaped smartiesBack at university in the twilight of the 21st century, I opened a tube of smarties to find a 'rod' rather than the saucer shaped chocolate delight I'd wanted to find.
Being a little drunk at the time, I proceeded to word a letter to the nice peeps at Nestle about how disturbed I was to have come across a phallic shaped piece of confectionery. "I could have been a five year old girl finding this filth" I exclaimed "just imagine if I were?"
Carefully posting back the tube with the naughty chocolate in it, I promptly forgot all about it - until a few weeks later a deeply apologetic letter came through the letter box. Hoping my experience had not ruined my love of their product, I received a £25 cheque in compensation...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, 2 replies)
im guessing nestle cockpops never took off then?(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:10, closed)
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