when i was in college
I complained to the student government, mainentance, judicial affairs, anyone who would listen. The water level in the toilets was just too high in the main building. My balls would just dangle in the water and you can't poo in those conditions. My complaints were never resolved.

Length? Not nearly enough to brag, I mean it was just my balls hitting the water.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:56, 9 replies)

I guess you're in the States.
Never could get comfortable with your approach to WCs. I recall landing in Newark for the first time, walking into one stall and thinking "fuck me, this is knackered." Walked into the next one, and the one after that, thinking "fuck, they're all like this..."

What with that and urinals that you flush yourself (think of what's on that handle...).

You should come over here where we "do" sanitary appliances correctly.
(dxg, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:14, closed)

I can't remember where it was, but I used a lav somewhere forrin once. I know my arse isnt as small and pert as it used to be, but I certainly didn't expect it to hit the water when I sat down. Fair put me off my crap! It was more like a small birthing pool than a loo.
(Freakmandu, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:53, closed)

Hungarian bogs have that inspection platform
So you can give your turds a last once-over before flushing. OK if that's your sort of thing.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:20, closed)

who's thing wouldn't that be?

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:27, closed)

They have those in Germany
My Dad called it a poo view loo
( Richard Shitheels, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:49, closed)

Poop inspection
Was told that it's because of the large amount of pork consumed in Germany. You can check your jobbies for worms
(unclestinky, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:30, closed)

Lived in Austria then the Netherlands
..and shelf toilets are following me from house to house. Can't even piss in them, it's like pissing onto a coffee table. God bless the work shitter.
(Tchocky is no longer contagious, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:54, closed)

Be glad for water
Try going for a shit in Thailand and you will be greeted by a hole in the ground you are somehow meant to crap in. I haven't figured how to do this except by taking off my trousers & pants off completely which in a stinking Thai toilet inevitably means navigating piss and shit on the floor. Dropping them around your ankles won't work unless you want to shit into your trousers.

So after tentively shitting into a hole, making sure to squat enough to ensure the turd vacates in an orderly fashion (and not down your legs), but not enough to fall over you are done.

Except now there is no toilet paper. There is a hose. So you have to hose your arse down, working the clingons loose and you're almost home free.

Except now you're soaking from the waste down and you don't have anyway to dry yourself.

So you put your trousers back on which have probably stamped in piss, and then put a nice new wet arse pattern onto them. Your humiliation is complete.

Getting your balls wet just doesn't compare.
(MagicMoose, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 16:53, closed)

The worst loos in the world
They have the same in most parts of Africa and I have had to hold it in for days in the past but eventually after about 6 or 7 years got the hang of it due to nessecity. You have to squat with your keks up round your knees and just dump like that didn't ever shit my pants but pissed all over the back of me jeans a few times. It can get seaty when you're there for a while. I would actively seek out proper bogs but the invariably didn't flush or had no seat. I'm building a house out there and am having a proper chaise anglaise (English Chair) toilet put in. That's what the French call proper sit down shitters.
(Wagane, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:53, closed)