From My Blog

I wrote an open letter to Micro$oft the other week. Here it is:

I'd like to find a developer who worked on Microsoft Vista. I'd like to kidnap him and take him into a dark room and render him unconscious. Then I'd like to introduce a 1 inch diameter pipe up his arse and thread a load of rusty barbed wire up there. About a yard of it should do. Then I'd withdraw the pipe and leave the rusty barbed wire entangled with his guts and anus. Then I'd tie off the free end of the barbed wire to a ring on the wall and sit there and wait for him to wake up.

Then I'd boot his pathetic carcass around the room so the barbed wire dragged his guts out through his arse!!


Don't write shite software - OK?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:33, 10 replies)

Oh yes
I'll even pay for the rusty barbed wire.
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:13, closed)

This is hyperbole.
You don't really mean it.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:21, closed)

good god

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:42, closed)

constructive
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:06, closed)

Threatening letters is an arrestable offence, you know?

( __, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, closed)

So much this.
Remember that girl who got a prison sentence just for writing poetry about killing someone?
This letter is far more direct than that.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:23, closed)

Yes but he didn't really do it

( rofl harris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:32, closed)

I Wish Them Luck

It's written by a British citizen, living in Australia, posting on an American server.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:51, closed)

Passive aggressive, much?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, closed)

More Like
Aggressive agressive...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:51, closed)

If I felt that way, I probably just wouldn't use Vista.
Crazy I know.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:25, closed)

When you buy new laptops and pcs you don't get the option of not using Vista...
I tried. The "nice" people of PC World told me that even if they took Vista off I'd have to pay for the license as it had already been installed.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:41, closed)

I'm A Developer

I have to make sure my software works with all current versions of Windows.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 3:52, closed)

Lots of passive aggression this week

( rofl harris, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:30, closed)

I like how you're ruining Microsoft's google rankings here.
Microsoft, micosoft, microsoft.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:43, closed)

My dad (who works in the industry) sez
Vista was in development for 6 years, but at the end of the fourth year they had to bin everything they'd been working on up to that point, for some reason, so Vista itself is the product of about 24 months' development only. Explains a lot really.
( .Yeti., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:05, closed)