ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Thick Policemen, Driving back from Cornwallwe pulled into Petrol station to fill up, my mate spilt petrol on his hand, washed it off (well thought he got it all off)left there pulled smack bang into a traffic jam, I lit a ciggarette and his hand went up in flames, nowhere to go he sticks his hand out the window and starts waving it about, behind us was a copper, he jumps out of his car and arrest's my mate, possession of a firearm....
(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:02, 2 replies)
true storymy mate was driving around Belper on a group holiday and someone in the back poked a cap gun (not loaded) at an old lady and said (not even shouted) "pow pow".
cue actual police hunt involving several cars and a helicopter looking for a citroen xantia that was driving around at "high speeds"(seriously man it was a knackered diesel) and firing guns at will.
his poor mother back home had a visit from the police as they had traced the reg plate, she rang him up and told him off for being silly.... police visited the house they stayed at, took "firearm" off them and gave them all a lecture on behaving themselves
lolz
(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:12, closed)
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