That reminds me of the time
my Granddad woke in the early hours suffering from the classic crushing chest pains of a major heart attack. He did a massive burp as he was loaded into the ambulance and the pain went away instantly.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:41, 2 replies)

Must have similar granddads (are you my brother)
He once got into an arguement in town. Someone with the same name had died in the paper and there was an obituary that was so vague he kept having people calling him up. Couple of days later some woman came up to him in the street and told him he was dead.
(lordofallhesurveys How appropriate you fight like a cow, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:03, closed)

Ambulance people are top.
They'd rather you call and burp in the back of the van than not call and die.
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, closed)