Domin-woes pizza :(
I am in two minds to complain to Dominos Pizza about a delivery I had last week....it sounds too daft to be true....

Ordered two pizzas last week for me and wifey poos...

As usual delivery bloke cant find us....we live at Lip Up Fatty Place, he is as Lip Up Fatty Road, so after he hands the phone to the woman standing in the door of 3 Lip Up Fatty Road I tell her where we live...which is just along the road, round the corner and 100 meters further up.

So 5 minutes pass, get another call from him, he's at Lip Up Fatty Park which is round the corner from Lip Up Fatty Road....he hasnt driven up the road....so I tell him he needs to drive up the road where he will see a fat bloke starving to death (i'm exaggerating a bit there btw!)

So he finally turns up...looks at me...and then tells me 'he has forgotten something' so off he drives....i'm getting a bid fed up now...

I get a phone call from some chap...

he says "Did you order some pizzas?"

"Yes" I reply

"Well I dont think you will want them now" he says

"Why" I reply

"The delivery driver put the bag on the boot of his car then got back in his car and drove off! he left the pizzas lying in the road, oh better go now mate he's coming back!"

I thank him and by now the wife has come out to forage for wild animals and insects due to hunger....I tells her what happened then the delivery driver turns up.

End result one squashed pizza for me but the wifes is okay...

It sounds like something from a sketch show...

Would Dominos believe me?

Would anyone believe me?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:27, 7 replies)

You couldn't make this stuff up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:41, closed)

Don't worry
Being one of theirs it wasn't edible in the first place. Probly did you a favour.
(The Jannie, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:20, closed)

There's a video on youtube of a delivery bloke dropping a pizza on the ground
and then scraping it back into the box for the customer. Lovely.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:33, closed)

I always...
Order on phone and collect - no matter how far away I live. Mainly cause I'm a fat bastad and will do the bogof deal and an XL and eat the second for breakfast lunch and dinner the next day...

Plus 1... I now live too far away for them to deliver so the top one keeps the one underneath warm for when I get home...

Plus 2... I have to order an extra 8 garlic dips and every bite is smothered in the stuff...
(Something funny, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:07, closed)

I ordered a pizza once, not from Dominoes cos my local Dominoes is only a short walk away - but from a place called La Mamas.

Opened the box to find a cold Ham and Pineapple Pizza with a large bite taken out of it. I'd ordered Pepperoni.

Apparently the delivery driver had picked up another employee's dinner. They did bring me another one, they managed to get me a Pepperoni one this time, but it was also stone cold. I couldn't be arsed to complain again.
(Freakmandu, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:09, closed)

I got banned...
...from pizza hut for complaining...?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:07, closed)

Admit it
you ate the delivery driver, didn't you.
( Moey, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:49, closed)