20 years ago at Sixth Form
In the music suite there were a couple of other small rooms called practice rooms. Me and anywhere upto a dozen others used to treat one of them like our own personal common room and it would contain at least one or two of us at any given moment with almost everybody in there at lunchtime. One morning, I had a free period but probably due to a combination of lessons and absences, I was only one in there.

So I had a wank and then spunked into the piano.

To add to the fun, I opened the lid again to see my juices running down the bass strings, so I played a few chords and watched it buzz about the strings in an amusing way
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, 4 replies)

Great
balls of fire would have been a good tune to bash out after that, would have cleaned the piano up a bit as well.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:28, closed)

^ This
..genius.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:05, closed)

That's one way
to spunk on a G string. *click*
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 4:33, closed)