For me and M
M,

Summer holidays; August 15 years ago you were in love. C* was your girlfriend for about 4 months and you were both intending to pop your cherry together. You talked about it with me and A* many times as we had "done the deed"; wanting to make it perfect á la American Pie. You had planned a saturday night with no parents, cheap cider and a double bed. You'd even made me buy you the johnnies as the woman behind the counter in Boots knew your mum.

On the night in question, we went into town as a massive group for the regular saturday night out and all had a few beers. You got wankered and we had to get you in a taxi home, where I put you to bed and then went back into town. It was a hot night and we decided to have a couple more sherberts before heading home. I said I'd bring C* home to you later.

I did. At 4am after screwing her in field behind your house.

I am not proud.

But it was awesome. And I was the reason you split up; not that bloke I pointed out in a night club that you went and threatened. We carried on behind your back for about 2 months before she dumped you for me.

Now I can settle into the rest of my life in peace..

* = names have been protected as he is quite a big bloke now...
(Strump striving for imperfection since, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:15, 8 replies)

wow
what a c*nt
(lemonadegame, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 5:17, closed)

a cunt act, but a bit harsh call him a cunt given it was 15 years ago. Plus the idea of the qotw probably isnt to tell us about the secrets acts of charity you've been keeping to yourself.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 5:56, closed)

I'm
guessing they were teenagers.

Shit happens. When you're a teenagers, a lot of it.

Can we agree he was a cunt on that particular night, but that we can let it go now?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:38, closed)

Shit does happen.....
but he doesn't sound too ashamed about it based on how he told the story, so maybe still is.

Let the debate begin.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, closed)

.
I'd have been pretty happy about that when I was 17.

These things are pretty elestic at that age. It's hardly likely that he deprived his friend of the love of his life, is it?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:01, closed)

You get my vote for awesome balls.
(Maclir, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:58, closed)

Hardly Awesome Balls
if you're getting to empty them regularly
(f_rev, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:24, closed)

Ditto
Lemonadegame, yes you are right...Nasty.
edit....the girl in question was a cunt as well.
but ho hum.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 4:49, closed)