what would
be the point of making up a story like that?

It was slightly arranged. We had been there before, and had fumbled about. She sort of bet me I couldn't make her come in a packed restaurant.

The tables are small, we where sat on a benchy type of seat, next to each other. The table cloth was quite big, so it covered both our laps quite easily. She wore a short skirt and no knickers.

Before you get bored of reading, I must add those cartoons are fucking brilliant. If I still knew how to get in contact with her, I'd send them to her.

And by the way - whoever wrote the ferrari comment, Oriel Brasserie is FAR from being the most expensive restaurant in that area. It was chosen because it was always busy, making the challenge worthwhile.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:25, 4 replies)

I call that bold talk
from an internet autism
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:28, closed)

Plausable enough I guess...
Still sounds like a "I had sex once!" boast though. True or not it's a bit ummm... pathetic?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:35, closed)

.
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person who has engaged in smutty behaviour in a public place.

It's just a vaguely amusing story. Or at least it was supposed to be. It's not the worst I've read on QOTW.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)

I also thought it was quite amusing
and this is meant to be about confessions, right?
( nivoser tangos with the devil, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:43, closed)

RIP the Oriel
On an entirely non-sexual note, I was most disappointed on my last visit t'Smoke to discover the Oriel had shut down. Those of you wishing to relive or imitate this lunch had better go to the Botanist opposite, which is definitely one of the most expensive places in the area, but at least the service is good, it is busy, and they have long tablecloths to cover the deed!
(Classic Ray, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 5:32, closed)

I've just imitated the true happenings in this lunch by sitting at home in my pants, eating a sandwich.
Alone.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 14:41, closed)

I just imagined that being said with the voice of Clive from "Monkey Dust.
'and that's what really happened'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 10:52, closed)

That's the plot of the A-Team, series 3, episode 5, Clive.
Where have you REALLY been for the last 3 days?

"I lost a bet in a dockside bar and I've been tag-fucked by Russian sailors"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:12, closed)