You didn't
I suspect. In my experience, when you're drunk, and start humping, if you're any good, you wake up midstream, mainly at the surprise of it all. Happened to me a few times, once while inside a man. Now that was a surprise
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:35, 4 replies)

Hahahahahahahahaha
brilliant!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 18:24, closed)

For him too, I'll warrant!

Unless he leaned that way. Each to their own. Judge not, etc.

Length? I don't know. You tell me.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 1:36, closed)

He was awake enough. Well, talking. Difficult to tell. I figured it'd be rude to leave before the end (had been gotten away etc.) so I completed the deal and left him there, clutching the headboard as if it were driftwood. I stumbled back to downstairs, pausing only to wipe my hoe-handle on a curtain or something, and made my way to the bar, promptly falling asleep on it once I had ordered my gin. Norwich isn't what it used to be.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 20:24, closed)

XD
HAHAHAHAHA!
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:24, closed)

ha ha ha
perfect response
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:57, closed)