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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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There was a workman in the bathroom yesterday.
Not wanting to turf him out while I went for a shit, I drove to Sainsburys. I didn't buy anything. I felt like Al Capone.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 20:19, 4 replies)
I need some clarification here
Did you actually arrange for the workman to be in your bathroom, or did you get up and just find him in there, like a spider?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 20:26, closed)
I learnt this wonderful habit from Viz
next time this happens you could plop into McDonalds for a Mc Shit, if anyone stops you it becomes a Mc Shit with lies.
To get the much rarer McShit with lies try using McDonalds on busy stations, especially Waterloo, they hate the just passing through poo.
(I helped save b3ta! spingers, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 20:45, closed)
Why has no one seen the obvious
Al Crapone?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:08, closed)
I call lies...
Al Capone would only have shopped at Morrisons like all famous people.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:26, closed)

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