Ok, I admit it.
I'm workboresme/batshitmentalist. I did a massive flounce on /OT, and then made up a persona which is more akin to the person I am now.
To those of you I offended, I'm massively sorry.....a lot of things were fucked up.

I'm not asking for any of you to "like" me, but all I can say is I'm not who I once was. Things got a lot better the last couple of months. Sorry for being a sockpuppet. I was going to be Roger for a year and then come out, but it seems like now's a good as time as any.

waits to be massively flamed
(nolongernuts, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:36, 39 replies)

I'm that 'leave brittany alone' guy from a few years back
now lets never speak of it again
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:53, closed)

Meh... there are worse b3tards you could be...

( difficultchild, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 5:37, closed)

I'm actually
apeloverage.

Wait, I did it wrong.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 6:02, closed)

you sure did
b3ta.com/questions/confess/post840938
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 6:13, closed)

Your nowt but an attention seeking whore.
You betrayed my niceness, and now you can fuck off.

I'd flounce off myself, if my trousers were not round my ankles.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 7:29, closed)

There'll be no living with Roota now

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 7:34, closed)

I expect her to change her name to Sherlock Roota or Roota Holmes.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:04, closed)

I so am.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:12, closed)

so all that fiance stuff was just crap?
and the visiting England thing?

Did you just lie about it all?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 7:36, closed)

If I was going to seek attention, I'd do it properly
But a terrible impersonation of a merkin with a bird called 'Crystal'. What the fuck?

And to the rest of you, I am going to remain vigilant, you see? I'm watching you all. Edmund, Lifeboresme, WHOEVER!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:15, closed)

We've been warned.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:17, closed)

Yes Bartleby...
Or should I say PEGGYTHESEAHORSE!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:19, closed)

ButwhoamI?
Go on then, guess that one. Smartypants.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:23, closed)

Easy.
Tracythemanatee
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:27, closed)

OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:41, closed)

Not even close.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, closed)

Sussed at last.
*gurgle whinny*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:37, closed)

GURGLE WHINNY!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:44, closed)

As I recall,
you fell for it.......
(nolongernuts, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:25, closed)

At what point did I fall for it?
I got flamed to fuck for saying 'Roger' was you. It's all there on OT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)

I do believe we have a new winner of attention seeking nutter of the week
Enjoy your new status and kindly fuck off please
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:31, closed)

Ilike this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:42, closed)

I am Spartacus.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:35, closed)

No I'm brian and so's my wife

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:36, closed)

Shame.
I liked batshitmentalist.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:36, closed)

why?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:07, closed)

Because on the whole, when she wasn't being given shit, she was alright
Granted, she did get offended over lots of things, but that's life. I just thought people went too far with her.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:12, closed)

No
She was always just killing time until her next flounce/personal disaster/cat drama.
It's not her fault, she's not well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:16, closed)

also
I have known several mentally ill people who aren't really boring. It's not an excuse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:30, closed)

I always like the crazy ones.
Plus she seemed to write well about the madder aspects of her life.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:32, closed)

Can someone please
in 50 words or less, fill me in?
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:39, closed)

A bumbling American called rogerthestarfish turned up roughly a week after workboresme/batchitmentalist's flounce
I said it was her but an IP address search made it appear that it wasn't her. But it was.
She secretly wants to be an american bloke from a town called FARMVILLE (yes, check out the posts) with a fiancée called Crystal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:44, closed)

I see.
: /
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:50, closed)

Yep, Farmville.....
and you believed it??
(nolongernuts, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:08, closed)

...and you are?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:01, closed)

I like the way you direct linked this on offtopic
And instead of linking to the story you linked to the reply button.

You're a proffessional attention seeker, that's a whole new level, where's Friz and baldmonkey, they need to learn from the master.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:45, closed)

No flames for you my child,
just a block of ice to sit on while the pursuers of the pearlys* pass you by.

*No, I don't mean neck ornaments.
(ThePope, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:58, closed)

Well, while we're confessing I should admit that I am one of the female b3tans
dunno which one, but I'm playing with my breasts as I type this.
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:03, closed)

I'll bet nothing makes you happier
Than putting a cat in a wheelie bin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:07, closed)