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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Ok, I admit it.
I'm workboresme/batshitmentalist. I did a massive flounce on /OT, and then made up a persona which is more akin to the person I am now.
To those of you I offended, I'm massively sorry.....a lot of things were fucked up.

I'm not asking for any of you to "like" me, but all I can say is I'm not who I once was. Things got a lot better the last couple of months. Sorry for being a sockpuppet. I was going to be Roger for a year and then come out, but it seems like now's a good as time as any.

waits to be massively flamed
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:36, 39 replies)
I'm that 'leave brittany alone' guy from a few years back
now lets never speak of it again
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:53, closed)
Meh... there are worse b3tards you could be...

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 5:37, closed)
I'm actually
apeloverage.

Wait, I did it wrong.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 6:02, closed)
you sure did
b3ta.com/questions/confess/post840938
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 6:13, closed)
Your nowt but an attention seeking whore.
You betrayed my niceness, and now you can fuck off.

I'd flounce off myself, if my trousers were not round my ankles.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 7:29, closed)
There'll be no living with Roota now

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 7:34, closed)
I expect her to change her name to Sherlock Roota or Roota Holmes.

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:04, closed)
I so am.

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:12, closed)
so all that fiance stuff was just crap?
and the visiting England thing?

Did you just lie about it all?
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 7:36, closed)
If I was going to seek attention, I'd do it properly
But a terrible impersonation of a merkin with a bird called 'Crystal'. What the fuck?

And to the rest of you, I am going to remain vigilant, you see? I'm watching you all. Edmund, Lifeboresme, WHOEVER!!
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:15, closed)
We've been warned.

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:17, closed)
Yes Bartleby...
Or should I say PEGGYTHESEAHORSE!
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:19, closed)
ButwhoamI?
Go on then, guess that one. Smartypants.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:23, closed)
Easy.
Tracythemanatee
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:27, closed)
OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:41, closed)
Not even close.

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, closed)
Sussed at last.
*gurgle whinny*
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:37, closed)
GURGLE WHINNY!!

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:44, closed)
As I recall,
you fell for it.......
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:25, closed)
At what point did I fall for it?
I got flamed to fuck for saying 'Roger' was you. It's all there on OT.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)
I do believe we have a new winner of attention seeking nutter of the week
Enjoy your new status and kindly fuck off please
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:31, closed)
Ilike this

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:42, closed)
I am Spartacus.

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:35, closed)
No I'm brian and so's my wife

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:36, closed)
Shame.
I liked batshitmentalist.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:36, closed)
why?

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:07, closed)
Because on the whole, when she wasn't being given shit, she was alright
Granted, she did get offended over lots of things, but that's life. I just thought people went too far with her.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:12, closed)
No
She was always just killing time until her next flounce/personal disaster/cat drama.
It's not her fault, she's not well.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:16, closed)
also
I have known several mentally ill people who aren't really boring. It's not an excuse.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:30, closed)
I always like the crazy ones.
Plus she seemed to write well about the madder aspects of her life.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:32, closed)
Can someone please
in 50 words or less, fill me in?
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:39, closed)
A bumbling American called rogerthestarfish turned up roughly a week after workboresme/batchitmentalist's flounce
I said it was her but an IP address search made it appear that it wasn't her. But it was.
She secretly wants to be an american bloke from a town called FARMVILLE (yes, check out the posts) with a fiancée called Crystal.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:44, closed)
I see.
: /
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:50, closed)
Yep, Farmville.....
and you believed it??
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:08, closed)
...and you are?

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:01, closed)
I like the way you direct linked this on offtopic
And instead of linking to the story you linked to the reply button.

You're a proffessional attention seeker, that's a whole new level, where's Friz and baldmonkey, they need to learn from the master.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:45, closed)
No flames for you my child,
just a block of ice to sit on while the pursuers of the pearlys* pass you by.

*No, I don't mean neck ornaments.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:58, closed)
Well, while we're confessing I should admit that I am one of the female b3tans
dunno which one, but I'm playing with my breasts as I type this.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:03, closed)
I'll bet nothing makes you happier
Than putting a cat in a wheelie bin.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:07, closed)

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