Yes I'm well awre of the "agnosticism is a joke" argument.
It doesn't denigrate it.

Atheist, agnostic - I will give that yes it's more of a linguistic/vocabularian taste issue than anything - granted. However, one could argue that the concept of reality in it's entirety is.

As for your rather teenage devotion to, and determination to try and persuade others to, your particular semantic/epistomological taste, perhaps when you grow up you'll realise that no one's really all that right about it and no one's all that wrong, and that getting upset about anyone who beliefs are different, or claiming otherwise, merely serves to mark one out as being insecure about being taken seriously.

There might be a god/s - there might not be - we don't know. The end. As I stated in the first place.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:07, 1 reply)

" However, one could argue that the concept of reality in it's entirety is."

One could argue that, unfortunately one ends up like Jacques Derrida, as someone who nobody doubts their sincerity but on the other hand, nobody understands a fucking word he said, almost certainly including Derrida himself. Or you could be Richard Rorty, one of the supreme advocates of philosophical skepticism who took up that position because "philosophy was too hard". So if you wish to make the case for philosophical skepticism go right ahead. I'm waiting. This should be a laugh.

"perhaps when you grow up you'll realise that no one's really all that right about it and no one's all that wrong"

Oh dear, there's that relativist mantra again. Do you have anything to actually back this shit up or does repeating variations on the theme "all opinions are equally valid" really sooth your feelings? Sorry bud, when you grow up you'll realise not all opinions are equal, some are very significantly better than others and by posting on the internet, using a toaster etc etc you actually do by into that idea and hold this other absurd position out of a need to be perceived as "radical" and "doing your own thing", ironically the very thing you so loathe in others. Maybe you need a pshrink, you seem to be exactly what you loathe.

"and that getting upset about anyone who beliefs are different, or claiming otherwise, merely serves to mark one out as being insecure about being taken seriously"

I direct you, once again, to your initial post.

"There might be a god/s - there might not be - we don't know. "

There may be a god, as I myself have stated *if* only you paid attention. However, where you and I differ is that for all the gods that man has so far speculated about, their existence can be dismissed via a variety of arguments, thus inviting atheism to all these man-made constructs. And since these are all the gods we know of, granting them the benefit of the doubt through agnosticism, a joke position, is a joke in itself. There may be the great god Cedric (Cedrics get a poor deal generally) who can fart out universes in a nanosecond and both you and I can be agnostic as regards Cedric. However, there aren't adherents of Cedric about with a holy book and a credo stating that he exists. For those that are about, the only sensible position is atheism.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:19, closed)

So we both agree, then - I'm right.
Good.

Thanks for playing.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:30, closed)

"So we both agree, then - I'm right.
Good.

Thanks for playing."

It's funny how arguing with agnostics is exactly like arguing with theists. You can show how they're ignorant twunts fifteen different ways but they'll always sign off with the faux bravado of "well, I'm right". As I pointed out earlier, you gave yourself away when you trotted out the "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" mantra. Well, you can keep your opinion and no doubt you will, clearly you're not interested in changing it. Whether you're entitled to it is a different matter entirely, you certainly haven't demonstrated that you are. But I think we've seen you've got no grounds on which to be smug, none at all.

Back to lurkage.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:34, closed)

You haven't shown anything.
You've merely strutted around claiming proudly to have read a book once, but have not actually demonstrated any knowledge of it's contents.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:39, closed)

"You haven't shown anything."

Try *reading* son. Twice in this exchange I've caught you out on you not actually having read my posts. Perhaps if you did try reading them and attempting to comprehend you may get somewhere, but I'm not holding my breath on that one. You've asked me for a proof which was provided with directions where to find more. I've answered all your objections as concisely (as you requested) as I could. From yourself there have been wondrous claims that agnosticism is the only sensible position and how you're right and so forth and yet you've not attempted to demonstrate why, you seem to merely take it as writ that you are right. You've been similarly unable to answer criticisms of your position. You are, in short, just a shouty wanker desperately trying salvage some sort of draw out of a public bitchslapping.

Good luck with that.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:46, closed)

No you haven't. You've simply made spurious, non-commital references
For example "their existence can be dismissed via a variety of arguments", but not provided those arguments.

But you were telling me how I'm a shouty wanker.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:58, closed)

"For example "their existence can be dismissed via a variety of arguments", but not provided those arguments"

I see, so when someone claims belief in a creator god then providing an argument that rules out the possibility of a creator god counts, in your eyes, as "not providing those arguments"? Yessssssssss. I merely meant in the follow-up that there exist other arguments against specific religions and their claims for gods. You now want me to list all these arguments for you, just so your pointy little headed objectionism can be sated? Did you not read (of course you didn't, why am I fucking asking?) above where I mentioned that you risk sounding like the theist going "what about the giraffes neck, eh? eh?" with ever more fervent demands for even more disproofs once one is offered. Well, you've been told where to look, go and educate yourself you silly little ignorant prick. (Cue the "oh you've sworn, clearly you've lost the argument" defence employed by all good ignoramuses online everywhere, ever, in lieu of reason or demonstration.

Still waiting for a reasoned demonstration of why agnosticism is correct from you. So far we've had:

Vagabond: "Agnosticism is sensible, innit? We can't prove nuffink, yeah?"

Others: "Go on"

Vagabond: "Yeah, well, we can't prove nuffink can we? Stands to reason, dunnit?"

Others: "Does it?"

Vagabond: "Yeah, we can't prove nuffink, well, because we can't prove nuffink. All opinions are equal-like"

Others: "Deeply fascinating, now fuck off"
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:07, closed)

Yes I want you to list AND APPLY those arguments.
Simply informing me there are some is absolute, utter tripe.

If not, I simply dismiss you with "Well there are very good arguments against your case. You lose. Next!" which I'm sure you'll agree is not really arguing at all.

But by all means - insult me in lieu of doing so. It would appear very important that you at least have the last word, despite the fact no one's watching, or that my opinion of your online persona is so, in which case you're going to have to do a whole lot better than simply huffing and puffing about your philosolophy degree and how much better you are than anyone with a different opinion.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:14, closed)

sorry dude but reading through all this
your arguments have been soundly routed, you're offering no rebuttals or counterpoints or even giving due consideration to the other side, you just seem to be either being argumentative for the sake of it or waiting for Dildo Bugger to stop posting so that you can have the last word.

You have dropped in my estimation.

I have no doubt that you will reply to this, almost certainly insulting me, casting aspersions on my intellect or sexuality, probably telling me I'm taking it too seriously. Whatever. On the evidence of what I've read above, I'm afraid there's no point trying to engage with you.

That is all.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:10, closed)

"Yes I want you to list AND APPLY those arguments.
Simply informing me there are some is absolute, utter tripe."

Of course you do, it's the only way you can save face, by getting me to list all the arguments I've ever come across against the existence of god (a good few years reading's worth) in the hope that you can pounce on one single flaw and go "AHA! I WIN!!!!!!!". Fuck off you silly little man, you've had a proof against any creator god (i.e. pretty much 99% of them ever postulated throughout history), if you want more proofs against gods whose existence is claimed but who aren't creator gods or you want more singular arguments against the various proposed deities like Yahweh, Al-Lah or Jesus then do what I did, go and look them up. Such singular arguments take second place to the one you were offered which are constructed against a multitude of deities and not just the one, anyway. This is exactly what I said above: here's one argument, if you want others look them up. Apologies if it's repeating myself but you seem too thick (basically you just can't fucking read you lazy cunt) to have taken it on board the first time. No doubt you'll try and spin this response into a win for you, despite it being totally unreasonable to expect someone to regurgitate several years worth of study at the behest of an internet mong.



"If not, I simply dismiss you with "Well there are very good arguments against your case. You lose. Next!" which I'm sure you'll agree is not really arguing at all."

Actually, this is a pretty decent summary of the dearth of arguments from you so far. Where, may I ask for not the first time, is your wondrous defence of agnosticism? Is it going to put in a show anytime soon? I mean, I've been good enough to provide arguments for you, you've ponied up Jack Shit son. The weight on your side of the scales seems to be missing entirely.

"But by all means - insult me in lieu of doing so."

Nah, I've provided you with arguments so it's hardly in lieu of anything. I will call you an ignorant little twat again though, that never gets old.

"It would appear very important that you at least have the last word, despite the fact no one's watching,"

Clearly someone is, someone who has pointed out it's you who has to have the last word. This is only to be expected, you're the one trying to save some face.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:35, closed)

Actually, I've jumped on to have a quick read n all
Can I just ask one question: what do you hope to achieve? What difference will it make if you manage to prove Vagabond wrong? It seems like the ultimate exercise in intellectual posturing to me. We get it, you have strongly held beliefs, a high regard of your own intellect, and no doubt love the sound of your own voice - beyond that, not much else substantial has been established. On either side.

By all means, feel free to turn your arguments on me, but I really don't care either way. What you believe makes no difference to me, and I don't know why you expect Vagabond to care either
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:33, closed)

"Can I just ask one question: what do you hope to achieve?"

Very little, except perhaps one thing, that while Vagabond boasts he is smugly dismissive of fashionable views such as atheism, when questioned he clearly has no grounds.

Moreover, all he himself is doing is subscribing to a fashionable view. There have been, starting a few years ago now, various editorials by liberal intelligentsia in the papers all parrotting the viewpoint "that Richard Dawkins eh? he's as bad as those he rails against, him and Christopher Hitchens, atheism is just another religion". Vagabond seems to have absorbed this via whatever orifice he takes things in (he talks out of his arse so it's reasonable to assume his various openings are similarly misused) and is parrotting it here presumably in the hope that we're all impressed by how cool he is. Well, when questioned on his views he's just not very good at backing them up with reasoned argument. In fact, he looks like a dick. And as long as people reading his responses realise that he's a dick then my work here is done. Well, that, and being sure that deep in his heart he's not quite so cocksure about himself, means my work here is done. I couldn't care less if people perceive me as arrogant, that's not the point.

And clearly, he cares, despite you asking why I expect him to.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:45, closed)

Then I guess my next question would be;
Why do you care? More specifically, why do you care so much? Did Vagabond kill your family, and this is your long-awaited revenge or something?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:48, closed)

"Then I guess my next question would be;
Why do you care? More specifically, why do you care so much? Did Vagabond kill your family, and this is your long-awaited revenge or something?"

Yes, Cairo in 1941, Vagabond gunned down my family in a dark alley because he was a field agent for the Gestapo.

Flippant answers aside, it just bugs the hell out of me to see someone parrotting mantras they've just been spoon-fed by the media without question in the assumption that they're right without ever having examined what they're saying. It especially bugs the hell out of me when it's coupled with hypocrisy, as in this instance. Vagabond hates people believing trendy things like atheism when all he's doing is repeating the crappy editorials of the Grauniad or the Telegraph.

Some people have a compulsion to correct the spelling and grammar of others online, some people like telling people to piss off to 4chan, I like to point out relativistic bullshit when I spot it. Each to their own.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:58, closed)

I too like to point out bullshit, but I also have a real job as well.
Hence my short replies.

Some people you'll get nowhere with, though.

If you could point out someone who isn't a hypocrite that would be grand, ta.

Good work on the arrogant assumptions about my reading habits, personality, etc, by the way.

Pffft.

I love pointing and laughing at hypocrites like my shit doesn't stink.

Just like everyone else.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:09, closed)

"I too like to point out bullshit, but I also have a real job as well."

Well, I was made redundant myself so I have some time to kill. I refuse to apologise for it.

"Good work on the arrogant assumptions about my reading habits, personality, etc, by the way."

I admit, I may be wrong about your reading habits. Based on the evidence today, you don't read.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:13, closed)

Hmm?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:26, closed)