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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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girl i went to college with in cape town found an envelope containing R10 000
rather than hand it in (she thought it was probably drug money) she treated herself to a boobjob and a weekend away, as you do...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:40, 1 reply)
Wow
I've often wondered what I'd do if I actually found a large sum of money just lying around (the story above is something of a falsehood, sad to say). I reckon I'd probably get a boob job too.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:43, closed)
yeah i also do
she kept hold of it for a month before spending it, to see if any orphanages etc shouted about in the papers. That said, that amount of money in a brown paper envelope is a bit suspicious...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:45, closed)
I reckon
some gangster got knifed over that. She'd better have bloody good boobs now.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:46, closed)
I wonder
how much it would cost just to buy a really nice pair of tits, but without the woman attached to the back of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:58, closed)
you can get knitted ones online
they use them for breastfeeding practice
and they're warmer than plastic! result
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:00, closed)
If I'd known that when
I was 13 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:10, closed)
wait, what...
according to google R10,000 is only 879 pound, can you get a boob job for that little?
(Lannes, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:11, closed)
Just the one boob

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:15, closed)
10 years ago the Rand was a bit stronger...
and boobs a bit cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:16, closed)
My GF makes them (knitted boobs)
to help teach women to breastfeed (she's a midwife).

She also made 'em in different colours as 'booby prizes' for her rugby team.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16, closed)

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