Linda Mccartney was murdered for knowing too much
Fact: Linda McCartney didn’t die of cancer; she was killed by Paul McCartney for being about to go public with the news that he wasn’t the real Paul at all, but a replacement for the original Beatle who was killed in a fake car crash in the mid 60s by his bandmates for resisting their attempts to oppose war, go all psychedelic and encourage mind-expanding drug use in teenagers. The photos of Linda looking ill with cancer were faked by the media, who were totally on side with Paul, as they see him as an important boost to Britain’s economy. A group of Liverpool gangland leaders have threatened to kill any journalists who break the silence.

Paul paid someone to kill George Harrison a few years later, as he had been threatening to go public. Coded lyrics on Harrison’s last album “Brainwashed” detail how he was forced to agree to the murder and his later guilt. McCartney divorced Heather Mills after having similar suspicions about her, and ensured that she was portrayed as a wailing harridan by the media so nobody would want to interview her. The woman who ranted on telly was a stunt double. Fact.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:43, 5 replies)

Why should someone die in a fake car crash? More likely in a real car crash... no?

( notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:49, closed)

They killed him, crashed a car, then put his body in the car.

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:53, closed)

Sounds like some bullshit to me

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:57, closed)

Paul didn't pay someone, it was Ringo
think about it, he was and still is the band's enforcer. He certainly wasn't thier drummer.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:07, closed)

That could explain his descent into alcohol.
Think about it. Guilt.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:20, closed)