B3ta is a French Secret Service conspiracy
to distract any intelligent, right thinking Anglophiles from doing anything remotely productive during their working lives.
Ultimately this will lead to the downfall of the English speaking world, leaving a power vacuum for the French to fill.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:50, 8 replies)

I wouldn't worry...
they'll surrender by teatime.
( Sallyrsm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:08, closed)

But
They won't even be back at work by teatime!
( ElParrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:22, closed)

I wouldn't mind but I signed the deal in 2001 and they're still paying me in Francs
If the Euro fails I might be able to spend the fuckers
( rob, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:11, closed)

Shit! Now God's speaking to me.
I think I need a lie down.
...But that's exactly what they'd want me to do isn't it? Gnugnngungnggargrrggghhh!!!
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:17, closed)

There is something fishy in that Rob has posted more to this QOTW than in the entire year.
What's his game?
( Pig Bodine., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 9:48, closed)

I enjoy the subject
I'm hopefully not a fully fledged tin foil hatter shouting THEY NEVER WENT TO THE MOON - but I can't resist reading a good conspiracy theory.
( rob, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:21, closed)

But that has been dealt with in law
Any contract agreed in a pre-Euro currency was automatically converted to a Euro-based contract at the moment of Euro introduction (with the appropriate exchange rate applied)

So get out there and spend. With your riches you will single-handedly get the Euro economy back on track
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 8:36, closed)

to fill WITH CHEESE

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 12:11, closed)