I was in Holland a few weeks back...
I asked for ketchup on my chips. they looked at me like I had just arrived from the moon. Then they spoke in hushed tones while giving me evils as they squirted the ketchup on my chips. I was later told Holland is all about Satay sauce and mayo. Who knew?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:49, 3 replies)

Crazy people, forrins.
Best to shout at and beat them, just to be sure.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:07, closed)

I knew because of the following conversation ;o)
v- "But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"
J - "What?"
V - "Mayonnaise."
J - "Goddamn!"
V- "I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it."
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:05, closed)

That's cool.
You should put that in a screenplay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:22, closed)

mayo on chips is lovely

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:10, closed)

simon mayo offerd to cum on my wifes baps once

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:39, closed)

simonized baps?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)

Pervert.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, closed)

yes
but what's that got to do with liking mayo on chips?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)