Conspicuous ConsumptionHave you ever been photographed sat on a balcony eating a croissant; or wallowed in luxury just for the sake of it? What's the most ostentatious thing you ever seen or done?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18)
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mum brought two...Paid a fair amount, for Thomas and Jack. Jack was a lazy fucker; didn't do anything. Ever. Thomas on the other hand was, as previously described, just like a small dog. He would chase chocolate wrappers and play fetch, but ONLY with galaxy foil. He could tell the difference, so made us spend more. He also used to follow us to the shops and into town, which was over a mile away. He'd wait outside shops then race you home. Then he became cross eyed. It didn't seem to affect him for some reason. Then there was the incident. Some cruel cunt cut his tail off. Hr came home howling with blood pouring from his arse. We found the tail and froze it. After Thomas left us, we kept the tail. A momento of sorts of our friend. A tail of conspicuous consumption.
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(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:11, 1 reply)
Fair one.....My spelling, punctuation and grammar isn't perfect, but still, better than most!
She paid for them if that's what you mean.
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