Control FreaksPeej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."
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chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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I like my coffee like I like my cocks.Thick, black, and dribbling down the back of my throat.
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I like my coffee like my women.White,stone cold with dead skin on top.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 10:00,
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Ground up into tiny pieces and kept in the cupboard.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:29,
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Massively overpriced and faux-Italian.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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Obtained from street corners.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:31,
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Forgotten, bitter and past their best.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:45,
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The PACT share price is now 5% of what it was before they started advertising here.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:05,
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I wonder if Tesco could turn their decline around by buying newsletter space?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:05,
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All down my front.(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 12:37,
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With a tiny hole in the top so I can suck the contents out.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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Wrapped in corrugated cardboard.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Covered in white creamy foam.(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:50,
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