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Peej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."

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(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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Sorri, Sweetiez
but I's has another one.

Imagine, if you will, a confidence trick involving a giveaway at a farm shop and a social media miscreant.

Do I even need to say...

Con Troll Free Eggs

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bisto

(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:48, closed)
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:01, closed)
STILL not used to you're strange human ways even after all these years caught on Earth!

Have changed it to 'Farm Shop', now do I get any points?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:19, closed)
Aren't you dead yet, FFS

(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:30, closed)
Sorri, sweetie
I'll outlive you and all the other humans here

ha ha

(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:41, closed)
Haha, eggsellent!
But seriously, die in a fire.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:57, closed)
Jesus, I didn't die in two World Wars for this
15 "stories" (3 from a dying being from another planet)and 44 replies to coffee. I'm off to CBeebies.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:13, closed)
Why haven't you jumped into a volcano yet Skagra?

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:12, closed)
Because I don't want
to waste a regeneration, Sweetie!

However if you think it's fun I'll follow you and see you on the other side (not!)

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:39, closed)

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