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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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At a wedding recently
I was standing in a large group, and a friend said to a woman she'd met about 2 minutes before "yes the bride looks beautiful doesn't she? A bit of an upgrade on the groom's last girlfriend so I've heard!"

The look that everyone gave her made it clear that she was talking to the previous girlfriend. So, determined to save the situation, my friend said loudly:

"IF EVERYONE'S HEAD WAS A VEGETABLE, WHAT VEGETABLE WOULD THAT BE!?"
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:13, 5 replies)
Fabulous!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 13 May 2011, 15:39, closed)
What a dude

(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Fri 13 May 2011, 17:44, closed)
More importantly...
What vegetables WOULD everyone's heads be?

I reckon cabbage would be pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sun 15 May 2011, 15:16, closed)
*click* for the save - awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Mon 16 May 2011, 19:15, closed)
Simply sublime

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:13, closed)

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