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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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So the answer is basically:
"My [insert most relevant relative] died last night."

Or any freudian slips involving at least two of the following three topics:
1. Fucking
2. Death
3. Babies
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 May 2011, 16:40, 22 replies)
That is
correct EJD. Gold Star.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:55, closed)
I feel honoured.
I shall have it nailed to my cummerbund at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 May 2011, 17:30, closed)
My fucking death baby died last night.
You insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:03, closed)
My fucking dead baby joke died last night.

you insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:31, closed)
i haven't got any fucking death babies
you insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:58, closed)
I can't have any fucking death babies
you insensitive bastard
(I helped save b3ta! elgordo, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:25, closed)
neither can i
let's be insensitive together, bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:05, closed)
But what was the question?

(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 17 May 2011, 18:30, closed)
See that wee bit up there at the top that says "Question of the week"?
That's your clue, Columbo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:40, closed)
I fucked Columbo
you insensitive bastard
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:53, closed)
Wait,,,no...
...it was Caroline.

I'm shit with names.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 17 May 2011, 19:58, closed)
Fwooosh!
That was the sound of the joke going over your head so far that it didn't even ruffle your thinning hair.

Here's a dollar. Go buy yourself a clue, little man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 18 May 2011, 3:42, closed)
So you're small and balding, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:33, closed)
I fucked some dead babies
You insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:47, closed)

in '/talk' dead babies fuck you
(f_rev, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:02, closed)
*joins queue*
what are we waiting for again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:25, closed)
I was waiting
for another story where someone says something innapropriate because someone died. But it's OK now, one has turned up: www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=1206060
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:37, closed)
I'm going to die just so people can say something inappropriate.
That'll learn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:10, closed)
inappropriate like
"he'll be missed"?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:07, closed)
Oh you awful meanie!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:10, closed)
Aw
I kid because I love like tolerate.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:16, closed)

"...but our aim is improving."
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:32, closed)

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