Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Michael, Michael, Michael...As I walked those long, lonely steps back to the car I have to admit that is one of the scenarios that was playing out in my mind. Another was that elderly gents often fling their shopping, walking sticks and self to the verge before beginning the onerous task of picking up stray grass.
However, being sarky meant he was left there, sprawled, instead of getting a comfy lift home with all of his shopping. In effect, not only did he kill the conversation; but he also chopped off his own nose to spite his own face.
Or he was doing a very good, very committed job of picking up grass and simply didn't want to stop.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 6:20, 1 reply)
the last guy I did that to was a smack head who had just slit his wrists. Imagine my face when his smack head mate with no legs came across the road about 10 minutes later in a wheel chair saying "watch the blood laaaa, watch the blood laaaaa" as his bloody arm dripped and ran all over mine as I held it in the air. mmmmm wont be doing that again.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:56, closed)
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