steak and ale pie, honey-glazed carrots and mashed sweet potato


Cut up beef and marinate in stout for a few hours. Then take the beef out and sear it, add onions, carrots, garlic, thyme, and the stout from earlier (and maybe add some more), add beef stock and simmer until beef is very tender. Place in a pie dish and cover with puff pastry [NOTE - make puff pastry BEFORE starting pie. Or just buy the bloody stuff!] and cook in't oven. 10ish mins before pie is ready, boil sweet potatoes. 5 minutes before ready, boil carrots. When carrots are soft, drain water and leave about 1cm in pan, add honey and leave to simmer. Mash potatoes.

Serve.

EAT.

NYOM.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 0:39, 6 replies)

I made slop on a plate once as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 7:24, closed)

I too have had splattery diarrhoea which was caught in a white, ceramic receptable.
Unlike you, however, I didn't feel the need to capture it for posterity and share it with the fucking internet.

This isn't ratemypoo.com, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:31, closed)

You have obviously taken a picture of this meal once you have vomited it back up again.
Might be an idea for you to stick to ordering takeaways.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:40, closed)

Please could you put the carrots in that gap at the front of the plate
and spread the brown slop round a bit and retake the picture. That gap is bugging my happiness.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:41, closed)

Pie?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:41, closed)

It's nice to see
that you left a space for the abuse.

It looks like shit. if you look at this and think "I must take a picture" then please stay away from all kitchens forever.
(fujiflid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:39, closed)