Having
eaten at one of Anthony Worrall Thomson's restaurants a few times me and a few mates were eager to know what the sticky fingered cheese thief was actually like in RL. The concierge at the time said that he couldn't possibly comment, so we asked if we could sum him up in a sentence and he could just nod or shake his head, here's how it went -

'Is AWT a massive cunt?'

*nod*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:03, 3 replies)

Big click for teh funny, I would have pissed myself.
One click removed for extremely liberal interpretation of qotw.

We'll rack this up to sleep deprivation shall we?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:33, closed)

HAHAH!
Damn right....I'm going out on a limb here N5 but this recepie malarky hasn't been funny.

Yes, i'm blaming everything on lack of sleep at the moment....My boss still doesn't give a crap but it works everywhere else ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:44, closed)

No it hasn't. To be honest it looked like a non starter from the outset
as it was one of those narrow questions that doesn't give a great deal of scope for sprawling tales of daring do and alcohol.

I haven't been able to come up with anything better though, not yet anyway! Next time your boss is being 'non-understanding' stare unblinkingly at him/her and make snoring sounds until they get embarrassed and leave.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:21, closed)