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We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. Can't cook? Don't let that stop you telling us about the disastrous shit you've made.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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Magic Recipe

Long grass
Pine nuts
Olive oil


Thresh the grass and throw the seeds away. Put the stalks in a low oven to dry them thoroughly. While that's happening, crush the garlic, chop the basil and pine nuts put them in a jar with the olive oil, screw down the lid and shake well.

Take the grass out of the oven and arrange on a serving plate. Drizzle over the sauce. And ...

Hay Pesto!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:08, 3 replies)
And this is exactly why your mother abandoned you on the steps of a pederast's house.

(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:30, closed)
That is
the best fucking thing.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:33, closed)
I can't tell which recipes are jokes anymore

(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:33, closed)

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