Magic Recipe
Ingredients:

Long grass
Garlic
Basil
Pine nuts
Olive oil

Instructions:

Thresh the grass and throw the seeds away. Put the stalks in a low oven to dry them thoroughly. While that's happening, crush the garlic, chop the basil and pine nuts put them in a jar with the olive oil, screw down the lid and shake well.

Take the grass out of the oven and arrange on a serving plate. Drizzle over the sauce. And ...

Hay Pesto!
(ubergeekian, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:08, 3 replies)

And this is exactly why your mother abandoned you on the steps of a pederast's house.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:30, closed)

That is
the best fucking thing.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:33, closed)

I can't tell which recipes are jokes anymore

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:33, closed)