Cheesy Hammy Eggy
If you have ever served on a Royal Naval vessel then you will know this recipe, it makes a great start to the day.

4 Slices White Bread (white tastes much better with this recipe)
4 Slices Ham
5 Eggs
250g Cheese
Teaspoon English or Dijon Mustard

Method
First make the cheesy mixture by mixing together 1 egg, 250g cheese and the mustard.
Place four slices bread under the grill and toast on one side
Turn the toast over and put the ham on the uncooked side making sure it is just inside the edge of the bread.
Cover the bread with the cheesy mixture spreading it right to the edge.
Put the toast back under the grill to melt the cheesy mixture all over the bread.
Fry four eggs.
Remove the toast from the grill and place on your plate, top with a fried egg and pepper!

Enjoy.
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 2:38, 4 replies)

My missus does a variation with cheese & Worcestershire
it looks like runny poo on toast.
I take it your recipe serves 1.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 1 Jul 2012, 5:58, closed)

That's a croque monsieur.
Fuck. No wonder we lost the Empire. We've filled the navy with French.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 8:55, closed)

I believe
it's actually a croque madame
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:14, closed)

Don't be silly.
Sailors are all gay.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 8:00, closed)