toast
simple recipe,

take 2 slices of Warburtons bread (yellow wrapper)
toast till you reach desired colour,
apply real salted butter,
apply marmite
finally apply a layer of smooth peanut butter on top of the marmite.
Well tasty, unless your one of those soft twunts that cant handle marmite.

or

toast bread, apply butter then apply a thin layer of heinz tomato ketchup,
tastes very nearly like prawn toast without the fishyness.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:14, 5 replies)

tastes very nearly like prawn toast without the fishyness vomit
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:21, closed)

you lightweight
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 15:26, closed)

What colour am I supposed to go?
And how do I know it's the desired colour?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 17:46, closed)

OOOooo! get you with the literal humour.

I would suggest a nice shade of anoxia purple as you choke on your toast
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:00, closed)

I used to make Marmite and peanut butter toasties.
Saltiest foodstuff known to man.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:28, closed)